Hi There :)

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so-relatable:

Don’t be afraid to come to me or anyone who reblogs/shares this post with you; don’t be afraid to go to them. You are loved.

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The feeling you get when you helped save someone’s life.

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Thunder Storms

Thunder storms are the best.

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there is a reason why jennifer lawrence won best actress for this movie. this scene is so real, look at the emotion in her eyes. she’s an amazing actress.

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neversitunderthechandelier:

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I have a strange addiction to Crime Shows

in-wonderland-blame-the-nargles:

from NCIS to anything on ID channel to CSI-Criminal Minds to The Following

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Dad: It's 3:56
Dad: She must be the killer

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Psychology class

teacher: okay, so we're gonna run through some scenarios and see what you would actually do in these situations. what would you do if you saw a man trying to change his tire on the side of the road?
everyone else: help him
me: hell no i don't know how to change a tire
teacher: how about if you saw an old lady trying to fix her car?
everyone else: go over and help her
me: keep driving, i don't know shit about cars
teacher: okay, how about if you saw a car parked on the side of the road and someone who isn't moving inside it, and it's dark and there's no one around but you in your car?
everyone else: go see if they're okay and call 911 for them to make sure they get the help they need
me: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL KEEP DRIVING AND LOOK IN YOUR REARVIEW MIRROR A LOT IT'S PROBABLY A TRICK AND HE'S GONNA GET OUT AND KILL YOU
everyone else: ........
me: i watch a lot of crime shows don't judge me

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That moment when you solve the crime before the people in the show do

smartasswithakeyboard:

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Me during every crime show ever: Oh girl, you about to get murdered.

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Watching a crime show.

Other person: Sweet, they caught the bad guy. I knew it was them!
Me: No. There's still twenty minutes left, and you're wrong.
Other person: What do you mean?
Me: They never catch the bad guy this early, that leaves twenty minutes of no point, and they'd never let that happen.
Other person: Oh...
Me: You'll see, you'll see.
#sotrue

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snorlaxlovesme:

so i cleared my throat today and

and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed

and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED

and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period

i hope this has been educational

this explains everything

(via whispering-dream)

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